ARIES
Bad news ahead Aries – Telkom will again take their time fixing your ADSL line and you will be forced to use your cellular data. You will not realise your cap has been reached until you are R3 000 in debt.

TAURUS
With Venus featuring strong in your sign Taurus, it seems like February will hold difficulties with your atomic structure. This might provide hassles when using touchscreens of all kinds, while elevators might also prove difficult.  

GEMINI
With the Sun at the centre of our solar system this month, things are heating up in your love life Gemini. How about putting an end to your cyber-stalking ways and actually friending your Facebook crush? Like!

CANCER
The planets are aligning for you in Feb Cancer, and if we were you we would not make plans past the 26th of this month. Why? Well, it looks like you might experience a personal Singularity. Enjoy! 

LEO
If you were thinking that a good month of movie watching lies ahead Leo, think again. Your Aries friend that torrents all the movies has connectivity issues and you will be forced to watch the second series of Heroes and Lars von Trier's Antichrist.  

VIRGO
Some guy in a leather coat will offer you a red or a blue pill this month Virgo. Remember what your mom taught you: Never take candy from strangers. 

LIBRA
With Saturn in orbit around the Sun this month, it would appear as if your life long quest to time-travel might bear some fruits Libra! Avoid the Renaissance, the Cretaceous period and any man with the name George.   

SCORPIO
This month is a mixed bag Scorpio. You will be forced to switch to consoles, meaning all the games in your Steam library will mean nothing. The good news? You bought most of them on special and didn’t play them anyways. 

SAGITTARIUS
February is looking good for your career Sagittarius, and you will soon be employed as a game-tester. Too bad it’s beta testing Disney’s kids gaming division.  

CAPRICORN
February is turning out an awesome month to further explore Will Smith movies Capricorn. Can we recommend I am Legend and Bad Boys II? Watch The Pursuit of Happyness and After Earth at your own peril though.    

AQUARIUS
Be watchful in the month ahead Aquarius, especially after your time-travelling Libran friend comes back with tales of a guy named George. As a last resort, try to be at a Cancerian’s house round about the 26th.    

PISCES
The voices in your head are acting up again this month Pisces, but don’t worry too much since all will become clear once you spot the alien spacecraft round about the 20th. Safe travels!

Article first appeared in TechSmart 125. Read or download it here.